Fun Funny Jokes And Pictures


Gun Control

Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’

Then, little Richard Earl , with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ”Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!’

 

A Smart-Mouthed Student

This is a true story!!! A student got into trouble at school when his teacher was teaching a math class and he fell asleep. When the teacher proceeded to ask him a question he snapped awake and the teacher took a ruler and pointed it at the boy while saying “at the end of this ruler is an idiot”. the student got into trouble because he replied back “And which end might you be refering to?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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